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📜 FirtleMind Terms of Use

Welcome to the Mind Bending.

By accessing or using this site (FirtleMind.com), you agree to the following:

1. This Ain’t Science.

None of the content here should be taken as medical, legal, financial, or spiritual advice. We’re not doctors, lawyers, or certified demonologists. We’re creators. You are responsible for your own interpretation and reaction. Bless your heart.

2. Speculative & Satirical Content

Everything on this site is intended for entertainment, artistic exploration, and wild mental gymnastics. Any similarities to real people, timelines, or entities are coincidental or a glitch in your matrix.

3. Use at Your Own Risk

If you see ghosts, glitch into another timeline, or have an existential meltdown after reading a post, take a deep breath. Then maybe touch some grass. We’re not liable for how your consciousness handles abstract ideas.

4. IP Protection

All written content, concepts, artwork, and branding belong to FirtleMind Media LLC. Do not reproduce, repost, or steal our madness without explicit written permission. Legal beasts will awaken if you do.

5. We Clap Back (Politely)

If you publicly misrepresent this site, we reserve the right to clarify facts, correct false claims, and protect our brand… calmly, legally, and with receipts.

6. Changes to This Page

This Terms of Use may be updated whenever the universe shifts. Check back periodically if you're into that sort of thing.