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📜 FirtleMind Terms of Use

Welcome to the Mind Bending.

By accessing or using this site (FirtleMind.com), you agree to the following:

1. This Ain’t Science.

None of the content here should be taken as medical, legal, financial, or spiritual advice. We’re not doctors, lawyers, or certified demonologists. We’re creators. You are responsible for your own interpretation and reaction. Bless your heart.

2. Speculative & Satirical Content

Everything on this site is intended for entertainment, artistic exploration, and wild mental gymnastics. Any similarities to real people, timelines, or entities are coincidental or a glitch in your matrix.

3. Use at Your Own Risk

If you see ghosts, glitch into another timeline, or have an existential meltdown after reading a post, take a deep breath. Then maybe touch some grass. We’re not liable for how your consciousness handles abstract ideas.

4. IP Protection

All written content, concepts, artwork, and branding belong to FirtleMind Media LLC. Do not reproduce, repost, or steal our madness without explicit written permission. Legal beasts will awaken if you do.

5. We Clap Back (Politely)

If you publicly misrepresent this site, we reserve the right to clarify facts, correct false claims, and protect our brand… calmly, legally, and with receipts.

6. Changes to This Page

This Terms of Use may be updated whenever the universe shifts. Check back periodically if you're into that sort of thing.

7. Privacy & Data Collection

We don’t care what websites you came from, what cookies you munch, or what’s in your secret folder. We don’t track your personal data, sell your info, or whisper your browsing habits to shadowy tech lords.

The only time your input exists here is if you choose to leave a comment, and even then, it’s public, so don’t drop your burner phone number or a confession unless that’s part of your arc.

8. Logos & Brand Mentions

We reference logos (like YouTube, TikTok, IG, etc.) only to link to our own pages or make satirical observations about the internet hellscape we all live in.
We are not sponsored by, affiliated with, or endorsed by any of these platforms, though if they want to cut a check, we’ll listen.
All third-party trademarks, logos, and names are the property of their respective owners. We’re just borrowing them like cultural seasoning, not claiming to be the chef.

9. Comment Section Vibes

The Lucid Codex comment section is open, but don’t mistake that for a free-for-all. Trolls will be banished. Spam will be vaporized. Constructive chaos is welcomed; targeted harm is not. We moderate for vibes, not censorship.

And hey, if your trolling is truly elite, we might build you a throne instead.