💀🚫404

Well well well… look who wandered off the edge of the internet.

Either the page moved, never existed, or the cosmic Wi-Fi just glitched mid-download.
It happens. Even the simulation gets tired.

You tried to open a door with no handle. Maybe next time bring a digital crowbar… or a key.

👉 Return to (Safety)

Or stay here and keep poking at the fabric of reality.
Your call. Just don’t blame us if something opens back.